Holy Water

A Newfie, Mainlander, and a Chinese man went to a priest and asked him if they all could drink from the holy water. The priest said "You can, but only if you do something bad and come back and prove it, will you be aloud to drink the holy water."

So, 1st the Mainlander came back, soaked in blood. The priest asked, "What did you do?"

The Mainlander said "I killed a man." The priest let him drink from the holy water.

2nd the Chinese man left, and came back with an arm full of money. The priest asked "What did you do?"

"I robed a bank," he said. The priest let him drink from the holy water.

3rd the Newfie walked up just like was. The priest asked, "Now, what did you do?"

The Newfie started laughing and said "I pissed in the holy water."