Urban Dictionary

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. If there's more than one just pick the first one.


1) Your name?
KRYSTAL = Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.

((WOW I'M A BURGER))

THERE WAS ALSO =
An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is very of it.

2) Your age?
19 = To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

3) Your roomie?
FIZZLE((MY CAT)) = It means a fool, it is a part of the izzle dailect, inwhich you take the first letter and add izzle, in which most are like this.

((MY POOR CAT))

4) What should you be doing?
EATING = eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting


5) Favorite color?
LAVENDER =
Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

6) Hometown?
CHURCH HILL((NOTHING FOR THAT SO I DID THE TWO PARTS SEPARATE))
CHURCH = 1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.

HILL =
heightened piece of earth,sometimes there are villages on a hill


7) Month of your birthday?
OCTOBER = NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!


8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
JIMMY = Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)

((NOT SURPRISING HE IS A DICK))

9) Favorite sport?
POOL =
1) Collective amount of money to be distributed.

2) Man-made, water-filled area designed for swimming. Can be dug into the ground or portable.

3) Recreational game where the player attempts to hit a 'cue ball' with a stick in an attempt to knock other balls into pockets on the side of the table.



10) Your last name?
REID =
A hot boy who gets all the ladies... yeah dawg